Öylenmek (Maşgala Durmuşy) Barada

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Salam gadyrly agzalar, jigitler, gyzlar, yaş-juwanlar!

Adam Ata bilen Howene döredilmankade, bu dünyade plus (+) bilen minus (-) birbirini çekyardi. Belli bir yaşa yetenson adamzadynam naturasynda bolan bu çekiş (gravitation) gyzlar bilen oglanlara tasir edyar.

Bu tasiri haram yollar bilen netijelendirmek isleyanlarin boluşy yaly, muny halal yol bilen, yagny öylenip taçlendiryan adamlar has kan, Hudaya şükür.

Öylenmegem bir nygmat, şonun üçinem öylenmankak maşgala durmuşyny gowuja tanamaly, yöne (köplenç gyzlarda duş gelinyan zat) gorkmaly dal, tayyarlykly bolmaly :-)

Ine internetde bir makala, "Öylenmek Barada Aydylmayan 7 Zat", okap medalyn anary yüzündaki suraty görüp bilersiniz: 7 Things No One Tells You About Marriage

Men özüma sallah (holostoy), size bu babatda kan maglumat berip bilmeyan, yöne öylenen agzalarymyz maşgala durmuşy bilen baglanyşykly maslahatlaryny yazyp bizi "magaryf"lasalar minnetdar bolars.

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Wife 1.0

Barde kompyuter nerdlerinin oylenmek barada yazanlaryny goymakchi. Yazgini turkmen diline gecirmedim sebabi manysy uytgarmika diyyan. Inlischani bilmeyanler ucin onunden otunch sorayan, bagishlan!

Dear (IT) Technical Support:
I am desperate for some help.
I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found
that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn’t work on this program.
Can you please help?
Joe

Jogap:
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.
Best of luck
Tech Support

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